![]() ![]() ![]() Lord Gargalen once told me he hoped to die with a sword in his hand, to which I replied that I would sooner go with a breast in mine." "Did you tire of your paramour on the road?" "Why should you need to go whoring?" He glanced back to where Ellaria Sand rode among the other women. Oh, and winter, and the long night that never ends." "Famine, plague, and war, no doubt." Tyrion gave a sour smile. A cow doesn't need a tongue, only udders."' Be quiet or I'll have my father cut your tongue out. 'He's mine/ she said, 'and you're just a milk cow, you can't tell me what to do. Your wet nurse tried to send us off, but your sister was having none of that. The day before we were to sail, whilst my mother and your father were closeted together, she and Jaime took us down to your nursery. "I try, but he refuses to learn." Tyrion gave a sigh. I did have one, but he had it lopped off." It will delight him as much as it did me. He scratched at the scar of his nose and gave the Dornishman a taste of his "evil eye." Now why would he tell such a tale? Is he testing me, or simply twisting my cock as Cersei did, so he can hear me scream? "Be sure and tell that story to my father. The sun was shining bright above them, and the day was pleasantly warm for autumn, but Tyrion Lannister went cold all over when he heard that. "It's said there are to be seventyseven dishes served at the king's wedding feast." "I will make certain to keep my pouch full of pennies. You were his curse, a punishment sent by the gods to teach him that he was no better than any other man." ![]() Lord Tywin had made himself greater than King Aerys, I heard one begging brother preach, but only a god is meant to stand above a king. "All that," said Prince Oberyn, "and your father's fall as well. "Spread your legs for the Halfman, now," they were shouting in the brothels and wine sinks, if the sellsword could be believed. Brorm said they were calling it the dwarf's penny inthestreets. Needless to say, as master of coin, Tyrion had gotten all the blame for it. The King's Hand felt it might help improve the morals of the city." And pay for Joffrey's wedding besides. ![]() "It is a tax on whoring," said Tyrion, irritated all over again. "You've grown more amusing since last we met." ![]()
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